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A text message to your wife/
girlfriend
informing her that you will be home late for dinner as you are
on the piss
with the boys
. She goes fucking ballistic when she gets the text.
My
girlfriend
dumped
me when I
sent her a semtext.
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by
RonanW
March 30, 2009
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