semt

A dry male orgasm. When a male does not produce any fluid upon ejaculation. Plaese note that there is absolutely no "p" this word was created so that we could prove the dictionary wrong- now dreamt is no longer the only word in the english language to end in "mt". thank you

I have been "shaking hands with the one eyed milkman" so much i think i may semt.

by hdp1 November 21, 2005

semt

Past tense of seem.

That party semt like a long time ago even though it just happened last week.

by definitim April 8, 2019

Semtex Shit

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.

Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"

by wisemen experience July 19, 2011

Semtex

A word describing the act of “microdosing” MDMA by dipping your finger into the powder, licking it and then flushing it down with large quantities of wine or beer. You should repeat this process 4-5 times in one evening. It was named in Prague, Czech Republic and its name Semtex is related to this origin (Semtex-An explosive from the Czech Republic)

Dude, Laura destroyed her phone when she was leaving the bar yesterday.
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex

by nobitches77 March 23, 2022

semtex

Shit that gose boom! A plastic based explosive

Holy shit the semtex blew up

by Dfunk Williams November 2, 2004

Semtex

-noun: a called upon member of your team that has been given the duty of "diving on a hand grenade."

i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.

Justin, SEMTEX!

Ha, Pauly is on semtex duty tonight. He's got to stick on the fat chick.

by bolo1g2 January 24, 2010

semtex

Definition:
A bitch that sticks to you and never leaves you alone.

Example:
This girl is a straight semtex she text me everyday!

by Hebbs and Pflanz August 11, 2010