Selfiescope

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.

I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019

Selfieitis

Having the urge to constantly take a selfie, with any available camera, or phone. You know you have selfieitis when you have more than 10 selfies on your camera or phone, or when you find selfies of your self on your friends phone.

Selfieitis

by Samantha L Labert November 21, 2011

Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

by magic worder August 25, 2011

Selfish bastard

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

by BoS101 July 23, 2012

Selfish

Having a total disregard for anyone but yourself and anyone else's feelings.

He never cared for her. He only used her to satisfy his selfish needs.

by GoldenV December 5, 2013

Emotional Selfishness

the erroneous placement of oneself at the egocentric epicenter of a relationship regardless of depth or titles with an extreme emphasis placed upon third party perceptions, which dictates emotional treatment of others.

A woman or man whom has been so traumatized by pass experiences that they exhibit an almost innate ability to push away the concern and love of other individuals out of fear of experiencing a residual let down.

The woman's "emotional selfishness" would not allow her to have a romantic relationship with the man of her dreams, because the scars from past relationship crippled her romantic courage.

by *18* Jean-Philippe *18* March 18, 2011

Selfish Lover

Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.

No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.

OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.

I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.

ENJOY!

by Mimi who is emancipated. July 23, 2008