Seymoured

English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.

Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!

by Dr. Carlo Marxo January 31, 2014

Seymour

- The unit of love.
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.

1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.

Reference: http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showpost.php?p=131390&postcount=24

Bloke: "I don't think this is working out."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."

by UncleDes August 3, 2008

seggo

A soggy eggo waffle

"I wanted to ea waffles for breakfast this morning, but they turned into seggo's. So I just had cereal."

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

Seymour Cray

Definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a sexual manner despite getting shot down. Typically this person might be considered a Creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get sexual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.

Susan-"That guy over there is such a Seymour Cray"
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"

*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab

by Curt233 May 13, 2010

Seemo

sexy+scene+emo= seemo. somebody who is a sexy scene or emo kid. (being called seemo is a good thing)!

dayum did you see that seemo kid? :D

wow, that shirt is soo seemo.

my new hair is so seemo!

by your mother was here May 23, 2008

segovian

An adjective describing an attitude that is unnecessarily fatalistic.

Don't be so segovian, the world won't end because we're out of potatoes

by Warren Pace October 20, 2008

A Segovia

To be hit in the face by a large, double headed, black dildo causing a nose hemorrhage.

Everyone get out of the hot tub!!! Bryan just got a segovia and his nose is bleeding!

by @_OTableFlippers November 14, 2011