mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.

Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!

by cowpie819 October 12, 2010

schuler

N. A mooch; someone who wants something for free; a freeloader.
V. To mooch; to freeload.

Last time I invited him along, all he did was schuler all weekend.

He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!

by vespa September 29, 2005

schuler

A person who loves to send ~scandalous~ pics to a certain person;) they enjoy shoving dicks in their mouth like candy

Damn man that girl seems like a schuler

by deletedaccount12345 April 20, 2018

schuler

typically a hoe who is hot as fuck and likes chins

woah that girl schuler is so hot!

by LAFFINAG April 20, 2018

Brandon Schuler

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.

girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler

by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011

dirty schuler

When Jake Schuler has sex with another dude, first in the ass and then in the mouth, and finally ejaculates his load simultaneously with the ejaculation of a dead girls mung.

Did you try the Dirty Schuler on my dead mom?

by Humbert 4 February 22, 2005

Schuler

Very nice person. She is good at makin people laugh and doing her makeup.

She’s such a schuler!! She is so nice

by itsyourfavchin November 24, 2017