scrote-float

n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.

Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.

"Hey Josh, you scrote-float! You clogged the damn toilet with that monster shit you took!"

by salazam November 11, 2011

scrotox

An anti-wrinkle treatment, similar to "Botox," for the scrotum. Sometimes deemed vain and unnecessary, the scrotox treatment is nonetheless gaining popularity in Europe and the west coast.

After grandpa's scrotox treatment, his balls looked as smooth as a peach. I wonder how long that'll last, but I'm more worried about the fact that he showed me his balls.

by Scrotexyak November 12, 2004

scroterboat

Whilst manipulating the scrotum with your mouth, shake your head back and forth making a "motorboat" engine sound.
It's the male version of the motorboat.

Last night, Janine was circumnaviagting my scrote and then she went crazy and scroterboated me. I may now marry her.

by Capt Scotty October 2, 2007

scroteless

Weak, feeble, unenergetic. (to have no scrotum) Can be said about a male or female.

I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.

by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

Chest Scrotes

The baggy, elongated breasts of an older woman, resembling the male scrotum.

"I was roundin second base when I caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp."

"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"

by Shmoopin September 13, 2009

Summer Scrote

When hot and/or humid weather causes a man's scrotum to become elongated or saggy as the body tries to keep the sperm inside cool. Often accompanied by perspiration and/or slight to foul odor depending on the cleanliness of the person.

Sometimes in August it is so hot that my Summer Scrote dips into the toilet bowl water when I sit to drop a deuce.

by thing3 May 11, 2010