scrillarosis

The debilitating curvature of the spine caused by rocking too many medallions and platinum chains. Other known symptoms include: extreme chills, and loss of control due to ballin'. There is no cure for scrillarosis; the only available treatment is surgical removal of said medallions, which inexplicably return in greater numbers after a short period.

E-40 got the scrillarosis bad. He got fetti like Donald Trump. I think it might be terminal, I don't think he's gonna make it.

by JizzyJuess May 13, 2010

Mr. Schiller

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.

Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."

by Dureiz March 24, 2011

Shrillary

Shrillary is the accepted real name of Hillary Clinton, who when she is not changing her accent to Kentucky Fried Hillary is screaming into the microphone at her fanatical supporters. She is shrill because she is used to browbeating her husband like a shrew and crying like a baby when she doesn't get her way. Shrillary's favorite subjects are race and gender.

Shrillary sez: You may be wondering why I am not 50 points ahead!! It is because of sexism against women and also racism. Although I am not a racial minority people think I am because I always talk about blacks and Lateeeenos. Therefore same as when in 1998 The New Yorker said Bill was the first black president. Like Rachel Dolezal, I am a black woman. I am woman hear me roar.

by ahsay June 23, 2018

scrilly willy

to grab someones, ehem, "Pee pee", and then shout "Scrilly willy!"

Cody performed a scrilly willy on Benjamin

by hi November 16, 2006

wibley scribley

for something to wobble around making it difficult to catch

I cant catch that knuckleball its to wibley scribley

by guy who tried to catch a pylon December 12, 2009

Scroller

Individuals who are unable to stop scrolling through mindless internet feeds of data.. (i.e. Facebook)

Individuals who are so attached to their phone screens, they can't engage in eye contact.

Or, a total stoner douchebag.

"TJ, get off your phone, man. You're such a fucking scroller, man."

by Lucille Ballz December 5, 2017

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008