scrillarosis

The debilitating curvature of the spine caused by rocking too many medallions and platinum chains. Other known symptoms include: extreme chills, and loss of control due to ballin'. There is no cure for scrillarosis; the only available treatment is surgical removal of said medallions, which inexplicably return in greater numbers after a short period.

E-40 got the scrillarosis bad. He got fetti like Donald Trump. I think it might be terminal, I don't think he's gonna make it.

scrillarosis by JizzyJuess May 13, 2010

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Multiple Skrillrosis

When someone dresses and looks like dubstep artist Skrillex. Wearing his trademark thick rimmed glasses and shaving only half their head.

"I went to the mall last week and it looked like every other teenager came down with a bad case of Multiple Skrillrosis."

"Is that Skrillex? No its my sister, she has Multiple Skrillrosis."

Multiple Skrillrosis by GrazIsSoCool June 28, 2012

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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