scratchgasam

The almost inponderable joy of scratching and itch.

This is especially amazing when the itch is one that a) you havn't been able to scratch thus far or b) unknow until you begane the scratching experience.

Scratchgasam:
Kate: My legs were super itchy last night after shaving three days ago

Sarah: Im assuming you scratched it

Kate: Damn straight, it was scratgasmic

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by IHideWhereTheyCan'tFindMe February 17, 2012

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Stretchgasm

The feeling of relief after a long, full-body stretch.

I just had a HUGE stretchgasm.

by newtmeg February 15, 2010

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Stretchgasm

This is when you stretch so good your entire body begins to shakes and you feel like a new and happier person.

"Hey, why are you so happy?"

"OMG I just had a stretchgasm man, such a natural high!"

by Nichole226 November 20, 2013

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Stretchgasm

The intense feeling of pleasure through out the body while stretching.

Dude I think I just had an stretchgasm

by Chri8801 June 12, 2018

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stretchgasm

a feeling of utter bliss that happens when you're lying on your floor after doing something particularly exerting, when all your muscles relax and you could just pass out right there. similar to a bedgasm, but on the floor. sometimes called floorgasm

girl: "uhngggg...."
guy: "hey, you okay?"
girl: "yeah i'm fine, i'm just having a stretchgasm, don't mind me."

by Dusk. December 24, 2009

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Stretchgasm

Commonly known as the moment of intense pleasure, either seated or standing, resulting from someone who has been motionless for an extended period of time finally stretches all of his or her muscles simultaneously, resulting in an inadvertently loud sigh of relief or other abnormal vocalization.

Guy: *stretches and makes obnoxious noise*
Girl: "What was that?"
Guy: "We've been sitting here so long I just had a stretchgasm"

by Fooshmow August 16, 2016

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