Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

by Oeltjens January 30, 2010

pooper scooper

A gay male who enters into a relationship with another gay male solely for monetary gain; A gay gold digger.

Do you think Barney Frank's boy toy is in it for his looks? Of course not. He's a pooper scooper.

by Dub Dub Lifer November 27, 2010

shit scooper

The mouth of someone talking shit or not making any sense.

Hey man, shut your shit scooper and listen up!

by TJ Bragg September 20, 2006

Scoopers

This word may refer to type of sound system speaker's cabinet origins from Jamaican Sound System Culture and Sound System Engineering.

P.1. Hey mate , have you ever been to party with some heavyweight scoopers ?

P.2. No man , is it cool ?

P.1. It's wicked , you should come to my gatherings! I own a pair !

by ontodnb December 10, 2019

Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

super duper pooper scooper

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.

When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.

by tomjr April 14, 2006

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

by Corey Miller October 4, 2007