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e-sclusive

A cyber relationship between two equally pathetic losers who met in a cyber chat room and despite living hundreds or thousands of miles apart and having never met in person, have vowed to remain cyber faithful - forsaking all other chat requests.
Buddy: "Hey Stan, how's your girl from the Philippines, Three_Cox_in_Me, doing?"

Lonely_But_Rich: "She's so sweet. She's really into me. In fact, we're in a totally e-sclusive relationship now since I sent her that $10K to go on the cruise with her cousin, Enrico."
by orientxp June 23, 2010
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Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist
“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”
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Sclimbus Joint

The joint found in between your ankle and heel
I broke my sclimbus joint in 2nd grade.
by pluey200 March 30, 2020
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Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.
Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*
by DrMurrao June 6, 2018
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Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008
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Schum

A specific variation of the world Scum, used by vergil from the Devil May Cry series, when fighting different opponent including his chad brother Dante
Dante:"come on old man"
Vergil:"shut up, SCHUM"
by Supreme Overlord Kvasir February 12, 2021
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schumoney

A human-like being with a God-Like presence, a pharoah persona, and the sexual blessing of pleasuring all females he encounters. Many refer to this being as a King Dingo (the ultimate being King Ding-a-Ling).
Who's that Dingo over there?

Who? King Ding A Ling?

Yes...

That's SchuMoney... DUH!
by MC I Got 100 Hammers April 12, 2017
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