schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

schwort

frat boy booty shorts

thomas: hey what’s that guy wearing his ass looks soooo big and juicy omg
will: he’s wearing the latest schworts

by katt! December 5, 2021

schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

schnorks

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

by Spacecow March 8, 2003

schnork

Used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
One who is shnorkish. That is:
Bumbling.
Unhumoursly Funny.
Strange.
Plain Weird.

Hey schnork, whatsup?


You shnork, why did you say that?

by Blake P. September 10, 2005

Schnorked

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.

When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.

by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

Schwerk

The combination of the words school and work.

I had a long day at schwerk, so I think im going to lay down.

by Darkenedhymn October 28, 2015