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Swensons

You tryna pull up to swensons
by Cfoy October 31, 2019
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Schnelson

Of Skytopian origin, this rare last name resembles wealth, power, class, and innovated thinkers. The holders of this last name are known for having normal sized feet, and have a hatred for shushers. The Schnelson family is thought to be direct dependents from Jesus, however there is no actual proof of this.
“I met Shrudy Schnelson last night at the bar,” said Clown Feet.
by Shmidty Schnelson January 1, 2022
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Shmidty Schnelson

Shmidty Schnelson is a younger member of the Schnelson family. She is known for having long brown hair, being short, and still having baby teeth. Many sightings of Shmidty Schnelson have been reported throughout the area of Sky Top Lodge. She is usually seen with an army of children who are thought to be past spirits haunting the halls of Sky Top Lodge. If you encounter Shmidty Schnelson it is vital that you stay calm, and refrain from making contact with her.
I saw Shmidty Schnelson yesterday for brunch.
by Shmidty Schnelson January 2, 2022
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Schwesno

A Shwesno is an ancient mythological beast of extreme good fortune and creativity.

A Shwesno is an ancient mythological beast usually depicted with the body of a dragon; the legs, cloven hooves, and horn(s) of a deer; and the mane and tail of a lion. Its face is usually rather draconic with lion overtones, though the Japanese version can have a bit more deer-like head. It is sometimes referred to as the Chinese unicorn because some Shwesno are depicted with only one horn. However, there are also examples of Shwesno with two curling horns or antlers like a deer.

Much more rare than a regular dragon, it was considered very wise, and a bringer of extreme good fortune, thus it is often depicted sitting or standing on a pile of money and gold. The Japanese version is quite benevolent and kind as well as bringing fortune. In the Chinese art of Feng Shui, it is one of the four auspicious creatures and its element is Earth. One ancient Chinese tale has a Shwesno appearing at the birth and death of Confucius as an auspicious omen, while another tale has a Shwesno as Confucius' father.
I saw a schwesno in my dream and played the lottery.
by jubman August 7, 2005
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Schlonson

A combination of Schlong and Johnson. 2013's new word for penis.
Ex. 1: "Dude you just grabbed my schlonson!"

Ex. 2: "As soon as I pulled out my schlonson, the chick's mouth was watering"

Ex. 3: "All you haters can swing from my schlonson"
by Beautiful Baby February 19, 2013
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jesse swenson

by blooblaching October 7, 2008
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swenson spoon

the act of dating girls that are entirely to young for you
kris got arrested for pulling a swenson spoon
by ckennedy August 2, 2008
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