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Schweiky

Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.

An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.

More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.

If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.
by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017
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schweng

To describe the amount of awesomeness or cool another has.
As the man walked by into the club, heads turned as the schweng vibe the man gave off lighted up the room
by Yan Elkers January 27, 2010
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Schenkelberg

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.
Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.
by german91 July 15, 2010
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Schlenker

Oh My Schlenker!!
by amzysaurous April 21, 2011
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Schwendtke

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.
“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”
by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019
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Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.
I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.
by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020
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schwankadank

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.
That play was schwankadank
by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005
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