Schitts creek

all of the best sitcoms but make it a canadian and gay

why would i watch the office when schitts creek exists

by ewdavid January 2, 2021

Dwight Schrute

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020

schatje patatje

is is when someone is so cute you want to contain them in the form of a fried patato and eat them all up.

Mehdi is een schatje patatje

by Mad-e September 7, 2011

Schmut

The north wing emergency exit door in Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities

Can you come to schmut

schmut me

by kyliejenner1234 March 28, 2022

schatzi

A German term of endearment literally meaning treasure. Also sweetheart or my dear.

You look stunning today 'schatzi'.

by Tht greek guy July 27, 2016

Dwight Schrute

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific

Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."

by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Dwight Schrute

AMAZING!!!!! Dwight Schrute:
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela

Jim:"im just saying you cant be sure it wasn't you"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"

by Sarah110993 May 6, 2008