a female breast that is extremely small, but has an enormous dinner-plate nipple that covers most of the surface area
Rachel is upset by the fact that she cannot find a bathing suit that successfully covers her schubes.
by shwave dave May 4, 2010
Get the Schube mug.Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.
Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
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Get the scheherazade mug.A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
"Wtf"
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Get the Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school mug.One of the most AMAZING anime characters ever. He is from the hit anime/manga Bleach and is possibly the sexiest character on the tv show. He is strong and independent. He is very smart, having a position in the 13 court gaurd squads before he graduated. He is a very talented shinigami. He currently has the position of Lieutenant of Squad 9. He has a scar and tattoos most distict a '69' on his face which he got in inspiration from someone who save his life when he was younger. The three scars across his left eye are from a hollow attack when he and two others were training a group of shinigami trainees. His fellow teachers dead, he stayed behind to distracthe hollow to let the trainees escape. The hollow slashed his eye. On his arms and around his neck he has exploding tattoos. He has yet to achive bankai and his zanpakuto is sort of rouge. He plays guitar and has written 3 books. He even brought a motercycle back from the World of the Living.
Shinigami 1: Look at that it's Shuhei Hisagi!
Shinigami 2: I know! He's the Lieutenant of Squad 9!
Shinigami 1: Isn't Shuhei just amazing?
Shinigami 2: He's a very respectable person.
Shinigami 2: I know! He's the Lieutenant of Squad 9!
Shinigami 1: Isn't Shuhei just amazing?
Shinigami 2: He's a very respectable person.
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