schtewpid

british pronunciation for "stupid"

"dat's a bit schtewpid innit"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schmemmy

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.

In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.

by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

schemometer

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

Dj Scheme

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.

Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!

by sleepy b September 27, 2018

shtemlo

n. A word that appears repeatedly in the animutation "The Richard Kiel Experience." It is a reference to the 1963 film Eegah, in which the title character, a caveman played by Richard Kiel, uses the word "shtemlo" to mean "sleep."

Similar to fnord, except that this one actually has a publicly known meaning. Sort of.

"Eegah...shtemlo..."
"Watch out for snakes!"

by junkyardprince January 15, 2004

scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping

Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010