Schnable

Schnable,Schnabel- pron. (Shh-N'a'-Bull)- Of German Jewish origin. Has two meanings in Yiddish A) teller of tall tales and B) Heyy. In English it is describing a man with a horseshoe haircut, suffer from unusual panic attacks, a strongly stubborn individual, eats cereal in a bag with milk poured in it, smells funny or odd, works for free but complains to others that he's broke, claims to have killed a bear with his bare hands on a NJ highway (route 23 to be exact), Froze to death and was revived, stabbed in the heart and was supposd to die but didn't, frequently telling tall tales,often blurts out "HEYY" at any given moment, is thought to suffer from a manic mental disorder, is also rumored to have super powers. It is believed that his powers are : being able to panic on site, jump 3 1/2 feet high straight up in the air with arms totally motionless, shit on command, has a set number of lives (ex. 9 lives). It is also speculated that when he uses his powers he loses his hair.

Short phrases: Schneebs, Schneeblee, HEYY, Neebs, Neeble, Schnana.

Ex. 1
"Customer: Sir, i need help with a printer.
Associate: What did you need to know?
Customer: Does this printer come with a fax machine?
Associate: HEYY!!!
Customer: Excuse me?
Associate 2: Dude you just pulled a Schneebs!

Ex. 2

HEYY, guys I'm Nick Schnabel!

Ex. 3

Man who u fink you are, Schnable?

Ex. 4
Ready when Schnable!

by Pete Oosin August 7, 2009

Schnable

Also known as Schneebs. One who greets you by saying "Hey" and laughs like a boy going through puberty. An individual with a horseshoe haircut, who works at Staples (often for free) and has panic attacks about how he can't find the pens which have been stolen. One performing the act of eating cereal from the bag (with milk) while on the sales floor. When someone builds a mountain of damaged products in the back of the store which people then name "Mt. Heymore". Some one who gets fired for not having a home and sleeping on sidewalks. When one sleeps in a laundry room and holds a membership at L.A. Fitness only to shower and store belongings. A person known to kill full sized bears on the highway in north New Jersey with his bare hands.

Will- Yo, I was walking down the highway and a bear jumped out of no where and I snapped its neck with my bare hands!

Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!

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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!

Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.

by Heinz Kissvelvet August 6, 2009

schnaboo

To perform/ask for a cuddle-related activity in some sort of adorable manner. usually to the disgust of anyone nearby.

G-schnaboo?
E- yea, I will schnaboo with you until Dante.

E- Yea man! I totally schnabooed the shit out of her last night
M- *barf* yea whatever man.

by The Real McCoy2012 October 19, 2010

scanable

An item that needs to be scanned onto the computer.

Here is another scanable for you to email to the boss.

by bubu82 April 30, 2009

Schniblit

A piece of something. Typically a small amount.

I only heard a schniblit of the conversation, not the whole thing.

I cut the paper into schniblits to make confetti.

by Sara Chasm February 11, 2010

Schkablogan

A school desk that has been modified to be used as a sled, normally pulled behind a truck or other motorized vehicle through the snow, or sent down a particularly icy hill in the winter. Loosely based off the word toboggan the schkablogan is a sled that can be used in both summer and winter seasons.

Yo dude, do you want to go sledding with me this weekend?
Sure, I'll bring my Schkablogan, and we'll hit the town.

by Spoonchucks November 28, 2018

Schnäbi

Swissgerman word for cock

Niklas: Hesch es langs Schnäbi?
Freddy: Nei Ich han en chliine

by Knicksaas May 4, 2021