schmegert

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

by Chell March 29, 2007

Schmorty

A video game character alias by the name of schmorty. A legendary being, a being so great so smart, Pretty much god like. No other beings can top SCHMORTY. Schmorty is top the of food chain.

Who is that over there, is it god? No it is Schmorty.

by Droido202 June 17, 2023