schmirk 

Refers to anything surrounding cannabis usage; The schmarklar of weed.

Oh man, this brownie got me so schmirky.

Let's go for a schmirk duude
Hey! pass me the Schmirkieschmirk
I'm just a little schmirkie, can you get me some more schmirks man?

schmirk by ChetBacon May 13, 2016

schmara

A bitch ass nigga

Look at that schmara.

schmara by Fyeness January 21, 2017

shmirah

1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.

Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.

shmirah by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

SchmIan 

A person who possesses a head in comparable size to Andre the Giant, or several bowling balls put together. Said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.

" Damn, did you see how big that guys head is? "

" Yeah, that dude us a SchmIan. "

or

" Hey, this hat doesn't fit. Can I get a bigger size? "

" No. We don't have hats for SchmIans " .

SchmIan by BodySlamsAllDay April 29, 2013

schmirgin 

someone who has not yet been deflowered by a schmidt

Listen Schmody, I have to admit that I am not a schmirgin.

schmirgin by KateBrien October 15, 2017

schmigaton 

schmigaton: like a gigaton (a billion tons) but imaginary, as in predictions about the global carbon cycle.

The panel of experts predicted that 11.47 schmigatons of carbon dioxide could be sequestered within the basement tunnels of the Capitol and the White House combined.

schmigaton by carbonboffin July 8, 2018

schmirnoff 

to enter dramatically

WE ARE SCHMIRNOFFING!!!!!!!!!!

schmirnoff by rhcpfanlady October 18, 2008