2 definitions by ChetBacon

schmirk

Refers to anything surrounding cannabis usage; The schmarklar of weed.

Oh man, this brownie got me so schmirky.

Let's go for a schmirk duude
Hey! pass me the Schmirkieschmirk
I'm just a little schmirkie, can you get me some more schmirks man?

by ChetBacon May 14, 2016

Monsterbite

Every sandwich / burger deals with the problem of spatial ingredient distribution. This often leads to bite-sized hot-zones containing the perfect (excessive) amount of the preferred ingredients.

This bite is often highlights the peak of your eating experience.

Don't let Joseph taste your sandwich. He always manages to snatch the monsterbite out of it

by ChetBacon August 13, 2020