Bad Schmidty

Someone who’s often bad, and works at tree lots

But it can be used for anyone

You’re a bad Schmidty! Unload those trees now!

by Guitar lover January 12, 2021

schmidty would have had it

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.

Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.

by Ballantine September 5, 2007

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

by mosley88 March 31, 2009

Schfifty five

Do you want to hear a seeecret? Cause I know one...and it is SOOOO GOOD to hear it. Do you want me to tell you vhat it shvas? I tell you vhat it shvas.

I know how to count ALLL ZEE WAY to shfifty five. And I will show you how to do it before you can say POOPTY PEUPTY PANTS-SS. Are you ready baby? Alright.

Shvam. Doo. Two an heif. Scheven. Schfourteen-teen. Schventy one. Shventy seven-heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven, WHAT YOU SAY?

Shiggity shwo? Schfifty five.
Shiggity shiggity shwa? Schifity five.
Girlfriend's age? Schifity five.
My IQ? Schifity five.
Five + Five is schfifty schfifty SCHIFIFTY!

I can count all zee vay to schfifty five.

by MagentaBabe January 24, 2005

get schwifty

to take of your pants and your panties then sh*t on the floor

awww yeah! you got to get schwifty!!
- rick and morty

rick Sanchez

by 432_evyn August 3, 2017

schfifty five

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.

What you say?
Sch-fifty five!

by Mattersy January 7, 2004

Schmisty

an adjective used to describe something that is synonymous with zesty, spicy, sus, or steamy.

“That handprint that Remi put on the steamy window was very schmisty.”
“He’s got very schmisty energy.”

by jackietheschmistygoddess November 14, 2022