schmige

this is a term used to describe someone or something pure, cute, funny, and/or little. this can also be used as a nickname. things that are schmigey are adored by all and have a good heart. people who are the schmigest are the ones who live with best intentions and are the cutest when it comes to looks. you’d know instantly if you befriend a schmige.

“see chloe over there?”

“yea. shes a total og schmige”

by brobruv April 11, 2020

shmidget

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

by star bar December 8, 2011

Schmigger

A person who is white in the winter and black in the summer.

BENJEE, you are a Schmigger.

by Redneckian2 February 20, 2011

schmiegel

When someone acts in a selfish manner as if they are working on their "me goal" and is not considerate of others.

Sawa: Deb left me a voice message, rambling on and on about who knows what. I told her so many times that my Welsh lover Daniel was coming to NYC for the week and I think she totally forgot.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

by 703 amxs January 31, 2008

Schmidgall

1) A family of funloving people

2) An insult for having to much crap.

Wow thats a pretty schmidgall yard.

by KRS11 August 2, 2008

Schmudge

Schmudge is a disgusting word. Nothing else.

Person 1: "typing schmudge"
Person 2: Dude wtf is that word. Thats the most disgusting shit ive ever heard. Just by hearing that shit makes the world a much shitter place. LIKE WHO THE FUCK DESIDED THAT SCHMUDGE WOULD BE A GOOD WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY. IM NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCHMUDGE IS A FUCKING QUALIFIED WORD. FUCK U AND UR FUCKING SCHMUDGIN SHIT.

by Vix69420 November 8, 2021