schneikees

adj.-substitute for any number of exclamations and any cuss or swear words. Used to not insult people with your potty mouth or to protect little children's ears from evil words.

"Holy schneikees, I've gotta crap!"

by Jankus June 11, 2006

schmecky schmecky

making out

no more schmecky schmecky!

by bus840kev June 27, 2009

schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schneikees

Way to describe any situation without cussing. Can be used in conjunction with many words such as holy, oh, woah, or just by itself. Generally used to express anger without maming the ears of others.

Holy schneikees! I completely forgot that my teacher was a man, not a woman. I sure as heck hope that she doesn't kill me.

by Mamer Q May 25, 2006

Schmikity Shmoo

Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference

This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo

by Hermin the German June 8, 2015

Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.

I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

schmeckle

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003