Schmedium

A particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, breasts that are luscious and delicious often described as "just a hand-full"

Lydia's and Natalie's; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; "damn that 'schmedium' looks good"

by Schmediums October 25, 2010

Schmedium

When the size of a man's penis is between small and medium.

My penis isn't small or medium, it's Schmedium.

by Clevermonkey August 7, 2018

Schmedium

When you where a tight button-up shirt so tight that the buttons are about to burst."

"Damn, that dude is rockin a schmedium. Put on your protective glasses to protect you from flying buttons"

by Double Alex A December 6, 2013

Schmedium

A shade larger than small.

Dude, that t-shirt ain't small but its damn sure schmedium

by blacksunbird November 14, 2020