schmeisch

v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.

I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.

by teamPW December 20, 2009

Schmebony

People who make up words and validate themselves by looking up said words on Urban Dictionary. They also are addicted to grain waves and are usually wrong about everything.

"She is such a Schmebony, she always makes shit up and is usually wrong about stuff"

by Someone who is usually correct May 14, 2012

Schmebble

A word to be used to confuse people into thinking it is a real word

Guy: "Ah Schmebble, I messed up"
Other Guy "What does Schmebble mean"
Guy: "Oh yeah its just a word"
Other Guy "okay i guess lol"

by seanawesomesnacks July 16, 2023

schmebbles

n. The motion or distortion of physical phenomenae including walls, objects, and people as a result of taking hallucenogenic substances.

v. to be distorted as a result of the consumption of hallucenogens by the seer.

n. holy crap guys look at all the schmebbles on this tree.

v. wow that tree is totally schmebbling.

by NRob May 15, 2006

Schmeaster

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.

Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!

by Red Osprey February 11, 2010

schmeesh

it's sex, plain and simple.

gonna get me some schmeesh, tonight!

by ctbyrne February 4, 2008

Schmeis

of the verb 'to schmeis'. To take other peoples possesions through means of deception, stealing or lying. Objects can include credit cards,wallets, ties in fact any item. Alternatively meaning an overweight german smelly slob.

Micheal schmeised the wooden hand from the shop

by Matt Wicks September 11, 2003