Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.

Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?

by BiggityBask December 30, 2007

Schaudenfreude

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.

Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

schmaggered

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

schmender

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!

by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008

Schmarder

1.) A person in NY.
2.) One who is extremely fat and eats everything possible in sight; a fat ass.

"The guy in McDonald's is such a schmarder."
"I hope I never have to share a seat on the bus with a schmarder again, the seat almost broke!"

by N/A April 21, 2005