Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

schtuppengeld

Schtuppengeld (noun), to have schtuppengeld; the satisfaction or pleasure felt at spending a lot on an item or activity.
Origin:
2009, equiv to "Schtuppen" fuck + "Geld" money

"I just bought a new Lexus!"

"Your schtuppengeld is showing, man."

by eain January 7, 2010

schlubbing

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

schtupping

Having sex.

Shelley didn't know that her husband was schtupping the next-door neighbour.

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

Poppy Shlumping

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

by Jakemin April 4, 2019

schlepping ball paste

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".

"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"

by Oh shure December 1, 2009