Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

Schlort

An extremely weak version of the work schlong.

The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit.

by Guppy-Goose Rex September 14, 2017

schlort

Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.

He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort

by Vissago December 27, 2002

Schlort

Ano older guy who tries to he cool by inventing words.

"I swear druisdt is a word!!! " "Dude don't be a schlort."

by Draconigenae May 20, 2016

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

Schort

The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.

Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then

by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010

schlorn

It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills

Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn

by Lapetie April 28, 2020