schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.

I rode down the street on my schlongboard

by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

schlongmont

deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.

A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

Schlongology

The study and research of the all mighty SCHLONG! Its uses and purposes.

Chad: "Hey dude whats class do you have 4th block?
Adame: "Schlongology with Mr. Eda."

by They call me Franny June 3, 2009

Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

by TakeABite May 22, 2015

Schlongohaulic

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).

"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."

by deadhorsey January 25, 2010

Schlongfodder

A low-class, cheap, loose, or sexually promiscuous girl or woman. A slut, ho, skank et.c.

Derived from:
Fodder Food or nourishment for animals
Schlong A penis

Also a piece of ass or easy lay, booty call... Can be used to describe a hottie who gives it away too easily...

(Adjective form: Schlongfoddery)

That dumb bitch is just Schlongfodder and nothing else...

Make sure she's not Schlongfodder first, man, you don't want any incurable diseases...

I thought it was gonna be a whole project to get laid but it turns out she was kinda Schlongfoddery...

She was Schlongfoddery but whatever, She gave great head...

by Kerrie M January 2, 2009

Schlongolia

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

by chuck van d December 2, 2007