schlep rock

A schlep rock is someone who is posing as a person of power, but in reality has none. Often occurs with younger, naive smart-ass types.

"That John kid is such a dick. He thinks he's the shit, but he's just a fuckin' schlep rock."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Schelprock

n. a person who thinks before he speaks.

v. someone trying to be cool that makes a fool of themselves.

see also piker

n. Ericka is such a schleprock. She has no idea what she's talking about.

v. Mike you're a fucking schleprock. What the hell is your deal?

by Ben Affeck November 1, 2004

Shleprock

One who collects useless junk for pleasure and or other odd reason. Most often they will have beard and be bad asses

Look at shleprock over with nice beard and junkyard. Beard hippy bad ass junk man

by Shleprockin August 18, 2017

Zach schoenrock

A angry vaping leprechaun don’t let this kid near your mnt dew he’s gonna go wild

Dude have you ever seen zach schoenrock he lives under the bridge

by Olllman March 29, 2023