Ah Schitzo

Derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire.

Hmm, what an ah schitzo!

by gb901 July 22, 2010

Schitz

Comes from the english word "Schizophrenia," which is derived from the latin terms "Schiz" (Split) and Phren (Mind). Since the introduction of the electromagnetic spectrum, we humans have learned that what we can touch, smell, see, and hear with our 5 senses makes up less than one millionth of reality. Therefore, we do not know what makes up the rest of reality and how that counteracts or balances out the reality of which we know. This means that the rest of reality may cancel out or build upon the reality of which we all know, thus creating the possibility that it doesn't exist at all.

The term "Schitz" is used abstractly and as a paradox because, since we do not know what makes up reality and its effects on the reality humans can sense, the closest one can get to explaining it all is in a paradoxical form. It is and it isn't.

Person 1: "Schitz..."
Person 2:"Exactly."
Person 1+2: "But not at all."

by theschitzer December 21, 2009

schitzophonic

a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.

I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.

by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005

schartzmugel

An awful name given to a child by a set of awful parents. Schartzmugel is just a bunch of letter someone put together. Seriously, who tf made this name and said “hey this is cool, let me name my kid this” like no. If you name your child this abomination of a name, you are literally the devil.

Person 1: My name is John, what’s yours?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Schartzmugel.
Person 1: The fuck bro? I feel bad for you

by jiministy May 29, 2018

Schirtzinger

A Schirtzinger is a wonderful person who has the character of an angel, and happen to be extremly good looking. Although some may have horrible tempers with short fuses, they generally keep thier cool. They have a very big sense of humor, they will make you laugh til you can't anymore. They are loyal, trustworthy and and genuine. They love to love and be loved. Also, they are extremly protective over the people and things they care about or love. Schirtzinger's are not to be messed with. But give em' a chance. They WILL suprise you.

Was she a Schirtzinger?

by B-3@Zi July 29, 2011

Schitzski'd

Verb used to describe severe inebriation,

Comes from "Schitski" a polish sounding name. Being "Schitski'd is being so drunk that when someone tries to talk they sound polish.

Drunk Guy on Couch: Scheneblyia Weckbutan Litzkiniyajebv
Alex: That dude is totally Schitzski'd, I hope someone is taking him home.

by KOOLAID October 30, 2010

Schitzkanoid

A shithead that's annoying me.

Don't be a shiska Noid or yeah Benny that schitzkanoid just won't leave it alone.

by EricT1960 April 9, 2019