Schitzski'd

Verb used to describe severe inebriation,

Comes from "Schitski" a polish sounding name. Being "Schitski'd is being so drunk that when someone tries to talk they sound polish.

Drunk Guy on Couch: Scheneblyia Weckbutan Litzkiniyajebv
Alex: That dude is totally Schitzski'd, I hope someone is taking him home.

by KOOLAID October 30, 2010

Dirty Schatzki

to fuck a girl you just met without a condom and cum in her pussy, not worrying about catching an STD or getting her pregnant because you completely do not give a fuck

That dude told me that he pulled a Dirty Schatzki on some bitch he met at the club last night.

by Cali Conquistador December 6, 2009