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Wanna-be-african band that is made of up guys who are trying to hard to be original. Mostly listened to by college and high school students who wear sandals alot.
sandal wearing student: Hey, do you like dispatch?

sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch!
by theschitzer August 30, 2007
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Comes from the english word "Schizophrenia," which is derived from the latin terms "Schiz" (Split) and Phren (Mind). Since the introduction of the electromagnetic spectrum, we humans have learned that what we can touch, smell, see, and hear with our 5 senses makes up less than one millionth of reality. Therefore, we do not know what makes up the rest of reality and how that counteracts or balances out the reality of which we know. This means that the rest of reality may cancel out or build upon the reality of which we all know, thus creating the possibility that it doesn't exist at all.

The term "Schitz" is used abstractly and as a paradox because, since we do not know what makes up reality and its effects on the reality humans can sense, the closest one can get to explaining it all is in a paradoxical form. It is and it isn't.
Person 1: "Schitz..."
Person 2:"Exactly."
Person 1+2: "But not at all."
by theschitzer December 22, 2009
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A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!
by theschitzer July 24, 2010
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