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Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.
Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010
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schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".
John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!
by GWMcL September 9, 2007
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Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.
Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.
by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011
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Schindler's List

One of the best movies of the 90's, and of all time. Tells the true story of German factory owner Oskar Schindler and how he saved the lives of over 1,100 jews during the holocaust.
Schindler's list won 7 oscars, including best picture and best director for Steven Spielberg.
by Adrian July 16, 2006
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Schinell

Variation of "Chanel". A GORGEOUS, funny, totally awesome girl that everyone loves!
I like her, she is such a Schinell.
by bubbles10 January 26, 2014
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Schindler's Cufflinks

Referring to an overwhelming sense of regret or remorse when one has done something positive, but realizes how much more they potentially could have done after the fact, as with Oscar Schindler realizing his gold cufflinks are literally the equivalent of a human life at the end of the movie 'Schindler's List'.
Q:"Why are you still championing all of these lost causes, when everyone knows it's too late anyways?"
A:"Because if it turns out to be closer than it seems, I DON'T want to be the one wearing Schindler's cufflinks."
by Urban Savage June 18, 2022
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Pericles Schinas

Dude 1: Oh, shit. I haven't finished doing that dissertation due tomorrow.

Dude 2: LOL! Dude... you're in Pericles Schinas.
Dude 1: I'm in what?
Dude 2: Pear-i-cles Ski-nazz. It's a deep abyss of chaos dude. You're in it.
by totallytubulardefiner February 29, 2020
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