Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

by Jlighter August 28, 2013

Schezerblade

Meaning 1: A word for a katana when held by a Japanese man on a beach.
Meaning 2: A misreading of Scheherazade

On the beaches of the Japanese island of Ryuku, you see many Schezerblades.

by dfghyuiopoiuytrertyuioihg February 22, 2021

scheize

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?

1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"

by Clydieooo April 13, 2009

Scheiser

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.

Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

-or-

Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

-or-

Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

-or-

Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!

by Corey s. July 23, 2008

Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.

Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!

by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009

Schnizers

Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.

Schnizers, that hurt.
That's schnizers man.

by Wild Child June 20, 2004