adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.
Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck
Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.
Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.
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Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo
Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.
Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.
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Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo
by dirty530GRANDE April 24, 2010
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Someone who has schiested you has fucked you out of something.
People who've been schiested not only live with the loss of money or property but also the disappointment of having let themselves be taken advantage of. As such, many people who get schiested never report the incident due to the loss of pride and self respect, making it one of the most underrated problems in modern society.
Someone who has schiested you has fucked you out of something.
People who've been schiested not only live with the loss of money or property but also the disappointment of having let themselves be taken advantage of. As such, many people who get schiested never report the incident due to the loss of pride and self respect, making it one of the most underrated problems in modern society.
"I went to Jack in The Box and the person schiested me out of my $5.00 bill."
"That son of a bitch schiested me out of my house and home."
"That rat bastard schiested my fiancee!"
"That shit bird schiested me out of my deposit!"
"That son of a bitch schiested me out of my house and home."
"That rat bastard schiested my fiancee!"
"That shit bird schiested me out of my deposit!"
by PCP7777 June 13, 2012
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Adjective
1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.
synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward
1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.
synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward
by ewconti September 20, 2016
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by chiccalovee August 1, 2011
Get the Schneided mug.(n.) SHY-ter-froy-duh from German 'scheitern' (to fail) + 'Freude' (joy)
The perverse pleasure one gets from watching their own life go down in flames, usually followed by posting about it on social media. Like Schadenfreude's self-destructive cousin who never learned to adult properly. Or Schadenfreude's self-loathing cousin who lives in their parents' basement.
When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.
You decide to paint your living room for the first time. It ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting, but without the artistic intent. You share a selfie in front of your "new art installation" with the hashtag #Scheiterfreude
The perverse pleasure one gets from watching their own life go down in flames, usually followed by posting about it on social media. Like Schadenfreude's self-destructive cousin who never learned to adult properly. Or Schadenfreude's self-loathing cousin who lives in their parents' basement.
When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.
You decide to paint your living room for the first time. It ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting, but without the artistic intent. You share a selfie in front of your "new art installation" with the hashtag #Scheiterfreude
When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.
"After sending that drunk text to my ex, deleting my thesis by accident, and setting my microwave on fire - all in one day - I just sat there experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while eating cold ravioli straight from the can."
"After missing my train, spilling coffee on my white shirt, and sending that embarrassing email to the entire company instead of just my work bestie, I'm sitting here experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while crafting the perfect self-roasting tweet."
"After sending that drunk text to my ex, deleting my thesis by accident, and setting my microwave on fire - all in one day - I just sat there experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while eating cold ravioli straight from the can."
"After missing my train, spilling coffee on my white shirt, and sending that embarrassing email to the entire company instead of just my work bestie, I'm sitting here experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while crafting the perfect self-roasting tweet."
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