santa clause

a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.

Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits

by orange March 13, 2005

santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.

"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P

by nicky0032 December 28, 2007

santa clause

when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.

"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."

by AliceBlack November 01, 2006

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

by Jay2103 February 09, 2008

santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

by brandi February 10, 2003

The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

by Major Thomas Randle December 04, 2018

Santa Clausing

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.

1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.

by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016