Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

salami sunset

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.

Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?

by Chalise April 22, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

salami lid

it ain't gon fit

"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"

by kyoz' August 23, 2020

spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

Sarasite

A die-hard sycophant for whom Sarah Palin can do no wrong. Sarasites literally worship the Alaskan governor and have grand illusions about her political future.

Sarasites can be found talking about the donations they have made to SarahPAC at Team Sarah Web sites.

by Ennealogic May 1, 2009

Salahid

Salahid-
(past tense)
to show up uninvited, i.e. to crash a party, and to be found to have done so after the fact.

I was very disappointed to find out that he salahid my birthday party, he wasn't invited!

by KinLa December 3, 2009