Saint Patrick's Day

An incredibly annoying time when Americans forget that they're American and run around trying desperately to out-Irish each other with needlessly gaudy green clothing exacerbated by their all-too-often overweight frames. This time is made all the worse by the perceived need to drink as much imitation Guiness, vomit on aforementioned green clothing then try to kiss strangers and get punched for your trouble.

"Kiss me, I'm Irish and it's Saint Patrick's Day". "You're still fat and ugly, so the answer's still No".

by Theotherrichard March 17, 2008

Saint Patrick's Day

According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.

Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!

by sham March 19, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it doesn't suck to live in Savannah.

I got river faced on shit street

by tuce March 18, 2004

Saint Patricks Day

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.

Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.

by mister delicious February 24, 2007

saint patricks day

The only day of the year where everyone is Irish

1. I'm Irish

2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything

1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!

2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out

by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007

Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

by Patty March 28, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

A day for all of ireland to get pissed

It's Saint Patrick's Day, time for a drink

by gkbcfc March 18, 2008