Rumpy tumpy

Chubby, but in a cute way that works.

"Ugh, I'm getting kind of rumpy tumpy since I got off keto!"

"Yeah, but you're so cute."

by temple tattoo January 22, 2019

donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

by Ian May 13, 2005

Rumy

Great and charming girl.Usually a little quiet but super funny and outgoing when you get to know her.

Yo who that?
That's Rumy. She's awesome you should go talk to her .She will definitely brighten up your day .

by A random guy with unlimited Pi November 9, 2018

Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

donald rumsfeld

A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.

Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.

by fo shizzle May 25, 2003

rumsfeldian

Derived from Donald Rumsfeld, erstwhile SECDEF and all-around meanie, the term "rumsfeldian" is an adjective used to describe a truly tremendous blunder, such as NOT pursuing the jihadis in Afghanistan or invading/occupying a hostile country with far too few troops.

He really screwed the pooch on that one! It was positively rumsfeldian!!

by succulentboi August 25, 2004

donald rumsfeld

Soviet-style prevaricator

Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.

by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003