rubber necking

Euphemism used by the euroraepean people, to surreptiously confuse the act of motorists, gaping at traffic accidents with enough intensity to slow down progression and clog traffic arteries, with the more nefarious act, of gaining proximal social cohesion and integrity, via thepleasures of viewing disaster spectacles, communally. The term's allusive name is meant to make the listner picture a person with an actual rubber neck, thus burying the term's real significance in an air of comedic ignorance for those uninitiated in the peculiarities of the "culture."

The rubber necking motorists, crammed bumper to bumper in the street, shared a psychic ecstacy, at the sight of the mangled crash victims being pulled from the wreckage . The drivers' and passengers' pulses began to race in time at the spectacle, and their elavated rush of adrenaline would, much later, reveal its latent effects, in the high-pitched laughter and general joviality, of those who had earlier witnessed the dismal scene.

by ancestaera January 15, 2020

rubber necking

A bloke who stands at a bar and loses control over the motor functions in his neck as birds walk past, hence the term 'rubber'necking.

Simo and roni at the boardwalk on a friday night...

Simo: "Check her out"

Ron: "man I am rubber necking tonight you?"

by ronisize February 12, 2006

rubber necking

After the act of Anal penetration with a Condom, You remove the Condom and slap it against the back on the neck of your partner heightening the pleasure.

I got done taggin that bitch in the ass and I gave her some rubber necking makin her scream more!

by Josh Engleberryhumperdink January 9, 2009

Rubber Neckin

Some one who cannot stop staring while driving past another person walking on the street, or an object, turning their neck like an owl.

Person one, driving truck .. (staring) at the person on the street.
Person two, walking down the street :holy shit that person was rubber neckin
person three: jesus take a picture

by caseywasey July 19, 2011

rubberneckinitis

PRONOUNCED:

"RUBBER-NECK-IN-I-TIS"
DEFINITION:
A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT CAN OCCUR WHEN SOME ONE IS BEING TOO NOSEY , USUALLY WITH THEIR BODY FACING ONE DIRECTION WHILE THERE FACE AND NECK ARE FACING ANOTHER.
THIS WOULD BE CALLED,
"RUBBERNECK'IN" .....
AND ONE SHOULD DO THIS ONLY WITH ...."EXTREME MODERATION"!
IF NOT YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET ...
"RUBBER'NECKIN'ITIS"
EXTREMELY PAINFUL !!!

OH DAMN, DID YOU SEE JUANITA?
SHE MUST'VE BEEN ON A GOOD ONE CUZ , SHE CANT MOVE HER NECK !
THE DOCTORS SAID SHE HAS ...
RUBBERNECKINITIS !!!!!!!!!
ha,ha,ha,..lol !!!!!

by BERDOOz FINEST.angIE September 9, 2014

real rubbernecking

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck

when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking

by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

Rubberneckin'

Turning your neck to an unnatural degree in order to get a better view of a hot piece of ass.

"I think I got whiplash from all the rubberneckin' I did in Bratislava."

by Mervyn Skidmore July 24, 2004