roster

a roster is a group of girls that can be called on at any time for casual sex, these girls don't know about the roster or each other, to add girls to this group is known as building your roster.

dude she's hot, you should add her to your roster

by BarbellBros January 15, 2016

foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

The New Roster

A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.

A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.

The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)

OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.

First order of business:

EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.

Second order of business:

I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.

Third order of business:

The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.

I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.

*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.

GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up

by Zephid15 April 9, 2008

Roster

Roster

Def. Your roster consists of 2 or more women that you are dealing with. The women on your roster can be called up at any time for sex or whatever role you have given them. Pimps back in the day had rosters and stables and the women they had on their rosters and stables knew about their pimps roster and stables and the other women on them, and they also knew their role on their pimps roster and in their stables. You can rank the women on your roster wherever you want because it's your roster and it should match your tastes.

Rules to the roster
1. A roster cannot consist of 1 woman, it must consist of at least 2 or more women
2. Your roster can only consist of women you are currently dealing with
3. If you are on her roster that means she is not on yours
4. Your roster is NOT your body count
5. Your Roster and your stable are two different things. Your roster and the women on it are specifically just for you. Whereas having a stable is like renting out horses, that's why pimps would use the word stable and not roster because they were making money off their hoes. You can have a stable for business reasons (like the pimps did) and a roster for personal reasons (personal ranking of the women you deal with ) but you best have that shit down in your mind and know how that shit works because just like a computer that shit will blow up in your face if you wire it wrong.

"All the women on my roster know their roles and know about each other."
Or
"Hey dude, I just started dealing with this dime piece... she's my second one, I got a roster now."
Or
"I don't keep no nickels on my roster"

by realboujee May 16, 2023

roster

list of people in which a person has had sex with

My roster would be very empty so to say I'm a virgin.

by Ashton Kutcher June 27, 2003

RoosterTail

the brown streak that occasionally runs up your back from an acute case of explosive diarrhea.

Dude, do me a favor and check my shirt for a RoosterTail --- I damn near sharted on the way to the mens room!

by lewbacca May 11, 2010

Fecal Roster

A listing of individuals, companies, countries, etc. that have been found to be worthy of derision, or unworthy of attention.

Literally - Shit List.

Alternatively: Catalog of Crap

Phineas: "Pheobe got herself added to my fecal roster this morning."

Philo: "What kind of rooster?"

by QuietReflection October 20, 2010