romney

The bloody gobs of endometrial tissue that sometimes come out with a woman's period.

"Eww, those little blobs of romney are so disgusting!"

by feministhulk August 16, 2011

romney

The stain left behind when a person has relieved himself of a deep anal itch. Related words: prospecting and mitt

Dude you're full of shit. Literally theres a romney spread across the back of your long johns.

by Tommy Longjohn March 11, 2012

romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.

by gnostic1 November 7, 2012

romney

a boring place that has nothing to do. its surrounded by old people. po-poz act like their all bas ass. and most of the girls are sluty. and the boys are wanna-bes

cumberland is like romney in some wayz

by lalala124 January 16, 2009

romneyed

loss of a job or income due to corporate merger or acquisition by investment bankers utilizing a leveraged buyout approach

Employees of Dade Behring were romneyed when the company saddled from debt due to a leveraged buyout, needed to layoff thousands

by Screengrub January 21, 2012

Romney

(verb) to defecate in terror

This colloquialism originates in the infamous and widely publicized 1983 incident where Mitt Romney strapped his Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof of his car whilst driving to Canada, causing the terrified dog to defecate.

"The door of the cab literally GRAZED my knee as it whizzed by. I nearly Romneyed!"

"The best part of working a haunted house is seeing the big tough dudebro types trying not to romney in front of their girlfriends."

by you can't keep a good dog down January 6, 2012

Romney

"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."

Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.

Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"

by nirvana4lf May 30, 2012