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J.K. Rofling

Just-Kidding Rolling-on-Floor-Laughing

A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.
Guy #1: Harry dies in the seventh book.
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...
by Ryan Ay January 1, 2009
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Roflcano

A word made up by Daniel O. after not being able to stop rolling on the floor after watching Shane Dawson Vids mixed with Brian Regan, his friend Jack, threw up. Daniel later described this with Roflcano. (Rolling on floor laughing - Threw up like a volcano)
We watched some funny Shane Dawson and then Jack threw up... Daniel was like "ROFLCANO!!!"
by ROFL CANO MAKER June 21, 2010
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Roflcar

the car that master chief drives from the arby n the chief movie.
by Kerky July 1, 2008
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roflcopter

Invented by a Blizzard moderator on the Warcraft III forum. There is always much whining going on on those official forums, much sucking up to moderators and an awful lot of 'BLUE!!! PLZ REPLY!!!1one' (Blue = color of moderator posts), so when a mod posts something, you can bet there'll be thousands of people jumping on it, if only to spam 'BLUE FIX GARGZ PLZZZZ' or 'first reply woooot!' after it in the vain hope that the mod will read it and react.

So when one invented this new buzzword, it was grabbed and squeezed out and spread like a virus across all of the Blizzard forums and from there over the internet.

The word is derived from a unit in Warcraft III, the gyrocopter (flying machine). Your immediate response when someone masses gyros (to be funny, ruin the game, mess around or whatever) is to rofl for ten straight minutes until the copters of doom and destruction have pinpricked 1 of your 20 farms to death with their uber godly bombs.

Now mostly used in Blizzard circles as a leeter version of rofl.
'...and this guy said I could reduce lag by up to 100% by hitting alt-F4. I did and the game closed on me. This is griefing, admins plz ban'
'ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!'
by Brother Laz April 21, 2005
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Roflcheez

derived from the word rofl, in which extreme "roflness" has occured. Short for Rolling on the Floor laughing continously holding everything except zebras.
dude...i just shit my pants-dave
roflcheez XD-Joe
by 31337 l34113R May 4, 2009
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roflconda

a huge pwning anaconda that has fused with a huge pool of rofl and magically using the power of pwning became a ROFLCONDA

made by RxR
kid1: dude omfg u know what this noob needs a ROFLCONDA to kill him

kid2: omfg i just got eatten buy a huge roflconda man i am the suxzore
by robert b September 13, 2006
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rofling

Jez: Did you see that girl when I said that joke?
Micah: yeah she was rofling!
by Micaroniii June 14, 2011
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