wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.

"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"

by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

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'Rickets

1. A run down industrial property that has been re-purposed as a home or gathering place. Word derived from the rickety nature of the structures and the sound of crickets when the project begins.

2. English, Australian slang. A place where undesirables congregate. See ricket, phloid, larrikin

Welcome to the 'Rickets. Make yourself at home.

by phloid December 24, 2018

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Cunt Rickets

An acute inflammation and soreness of the vagina, lasting up to 3-4 days, and caused by prolonged sessions of sex lasting over 3 hours or more.

I fucked your Mom so long last night she got Cunt Rickets... Lucky for everyone else in line they aren't contagious.

by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010

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dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

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