When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"
by ChristWhite December 09, 2008
When you pull your dick up your ass so it looks like a nose. draw eyes on your ass for extra realism
Dude, when you did The Richard Nixon to me yesterday I thought i was looking at a Time magazine from 1964.
by Caflisch22 April 24, 2006
Bob: "How did it go last night?"
Pete: "Could've gone better. She gave me a Richard Nixon."
Bob: "Oh Shit. So your shit's all raw?"
Pete: "Yep!"
Pete: "Could've gone better. She gave me a Richard Nixon."
Bob: "Oh Shit. So your shit's all raw?"
Pete: "Yep!"
by StevieBones December 29, 2010
A sexual maneuver during which two women stand naked, side by side. A third person sits on the floor at the feet of the two women, facing the same direction as the them. This person extends his arms out and slightly up, with two fingers in each of the two girls' vaginas. This looks very similar to the "peace" sign Richard Nixon did upon boarding a plane in a that famous video clip.
"Well, we went skinny dipping, and after Amy and Cassie were standing beside the pool getting ready to dry off, I sat down and gave them a Richard Nixon! They loved it."
by Jim D. from PSU October 20, 2006
Best president ever. Sure he had the watergate scandal but think about it, he did what EVERY president does, except he got caught. The best always get caught. But he was smart, he kept his name clean by resigning instead of being impeached.
To know what Richard Nixon did just check the items in your home...who do you have to thank for all those things made in China...definately NOT Bush!!!
by psycolizard February 11, 2006
The 37th president of the United State. One of the best presidents who ever lived. Did more in his time in office than any other president.
by Sam Fisher February 25, 2005
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