retrofuck 

verb. A sexual position among gay men where each man inserts his penis in his partner at the same time. The men face opposite directions and approach one another from the side. The partners then grab hands and go at each other simultaneously.

"My arms and back are killing me from all the retrofucking we did last night."

"Jim and Tom like to retrofuck in their new king-sized bed.

retrofuck by Phil A. Sheeo April 29, 2008

retrocuck 

Grown men who collect a large wall of retro videos games, but never play them.

That guy is such a retrocuck, he paid $60 dollars for that video game, and all it does is sit on a shelf, un-played.

retrocuck by level1online August 1, 2019

retrofuck 

verb- when trying to correct, redo, fix, or retrofit a situation, the result is worse than before.

Al totally retrofucked his bathroom during his year-long home improvement frenzy.

retrofuck by theplatinumgoddess August 3, 2011

retrocuck 

A man who accepts a single mother into his life

He married a single mother? What a retrocuck.

retrocuck by 85j555 March 31, 2024

retrocuck 

an annoying, terminally online person, who actively consumes retroslop, and calls anyone who doesn't like retroslop "ableist" just because they self diagnosed themselves, in addition to often being a gooner

"Hey wanna play Something Evil Will Happen?"
"No, what do you think I am? Some kind of retrocuck?"

retrocuck by markfischbach July 11, 2025