Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)

"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."

by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013

retardican

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.

I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.

by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010

rearginity

rectal virginity; the state of anal innocence, avoidance of sodomy or any prodecure that involves the penetration of one's anus with any member, rodent or foreign object

One way of helping preserve your rearginity is to avoid the penal system.

Are you sure there's no other way to check the prostate, Doc? I'd like to save my rearginity.

by El Oaxuco September 8, 2007

Rectagina

(rek'ta·jî'nə) n. A woman who is so loose, her rectum has actually joined with her vagina. See Tuula

"Dang baby! That's a huge rectagina!"
"What the hell is that? Some kinda rectagina?"

by Brock "Dirty Sanchez" Otten July 19, 2004

Retarding

Retardation in verb form

We gon' be retarding tonight

by 72ryan72 June 5, 2018

retardnation

A combination of the words "retard" and "nation".
A nation or defined group of people that seem mentally retarded, stupid, or "special"; A cluster-fuck of stupid people.

"This is not fucking fair: I have a retardnation for a study group!"

by Andrew Siegel May 19, 2008

Retardiation

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.

1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."

by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014