rektnerdsamgood

The best YBA player
- doesnt like sex

oh no its rektnerdsamgood! we should probably run

by lexlikesprofatnoobs May 18, 2021

eman etisbew retne ro hcraeS

The ultimate stage of boredom.

Everyone: *doing something useful*
You: eman etisbew retne ro hcraeS

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER November 9, 2019

relney

Relney is when you get a boner so big that it stretches out all the skin on your body so much that you are unable to blink your eyes.

I'm going to have a relney for the entire Miranda Lambert concert

by Denver Smith August 29, 2007

Reltermrat

A trendy new concision for the pathological condition known as "Relationship Termination Rationalization". This device is used by the monogamously adverse to psychologically justify breaking up with someone without having any genuinely compelling reason for doing so.

"Why'd you break up with Jill?"

"She was way too Jedi for me."

"What the Hell does THAT even Mean? I think you're just a reltermrat"

"Shut up."

"Can I ask her out then?"

"Absolutely not!"

by Cirdellin December 28, 2009

reltney

Also spelled as "rheltney": a hard-on so intense that you can't breathe or blink your eyes. Paralysis can only be alleviated by sexual contact. In derivative Disney culture, Sleeping Beauty, (man with reltney), is awakened (un-paralyzed) by a beautiful prince (woman) by a kiss to her lips
(penis).

Gasping: "Help me! Reltney!"

by w. john May 22, 2004

Reltney

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.

Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

reltney

A hardon so intense that the wrinkles on your forehead disappear and your toes curl up.

Seeing Rebecca Pidgeon in "State and Main" gave me a Reltney.

by Icewaterchrist January 31, 2005